veggie liberation army attacks!

Vegetarians like to portray corn, cabbage and confreres as the sin-free way to eat. (I should know; I used to be one.) But as the band Tool pointed out, we can't ignore the cries of the suffering carrots?

Well, as the Veggie Liberation Army page shows, the vegetables aren't going to take it anymore. They've picked up shovels, knives, and those little forks you stick in the ends of ears of corn to come after us and make us pay. Be afraid.

via Weekly Teinou Bee Woman