Sunday, June 6

Sign Post II

SANTA CRUZ - I walked by Urban Outfitters--that hellhole of fashion that redeems itself only slightly by carrying stuff from Vice Magazine--and saw a sign in the window announcing GROUP INTERVIEWS, Wednesday and Thursday, 2 pm. As if job interviews weren't torture enough, they're found a way to make them worse. What, do you go and compete with the jobless masses on the spot? Is it like the Highland Games with feats of strength? (Check out the guy in the lower right heaving a telephone pole.) Is it like, how many boxes of crappy plastic inflatable sofas can you lift? Or is there a contest to see how many times you can ask customers if they need another size while they're trying stuff on in the changing room?


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