Amazonian Art

When does Amazon.com become a blank canvas for art? See for yourself: review a Henckel's cutting board. There's about 70 reviews, some serious, some seriously deranged.

Titles of a few of the most helpful reviews:

• If you liked The Plague, you'll love this Henckels!
  
• Fine-grain birch at a low price cannot atone for atrocities
  
• Call Me Tontobreine