Domination is fun

If you always liked the idea of domination but don't like S&M clubs, try the subservient chicken, a Burger King website with a supposed live webcam showing a guy in a chicken suit who'll act on your whims. Just type in a command and he'll do something vaguely relevant. Get creative with the orders and it can be fun. Some favs:

• do judo


• play dead


• eat at mcdonald's


• break dance

Of course, if you think about Burger King and this site in the light of animal rights, it's disturbing.