Fuck it

I was sitting at a coffee shop and watching a customer's dog. He was chewing on some kind of rubber thing, bright green. I looked closer: it was a cylinder about 8 inches long, an inch across, with little nubs all over it. It looked like some kind of sex toy. Like the dog got hold of the owner's dildo and chewed it up, and by the time she came home and found out it was a lost cause so she said, fuck it, let the dog have his fun.