I just got two new shirts via air mail from The States that I hope, with their irreverent take on two British icons, will cause confusion and indignation here. We'll see how long it takes before some chav tries to beat me up. One is a UK flag with GREECE in bold script underneath. (The shirt manufacturer says that even though they've posted a note on their site pointing out that the apparent mistake is the joke, but they still get emails pointing out that the shirt has the wrong flag on it.)
The other shirt has a bust of Shakespeare and says "Prose before Hos." Hell ya. Gotta get yo priorities straight.