annals of unfortunate names

Would you go to a urologist named Richard (Dick) Chopp. Or take seriously a professor named Chew Shit Fun? I suppose maybe their names have driven them to be even better than would have been, in order to prove themselves.

Here's a list with more of the same. The listmaker's favorite? "Richard Pervo, a former professor of Classical and Near East Studies at the University of Minnesota. Pervo was forced to resign from the university in 2001 after pleading guilty to possession of child pornography, which he downloaded to his campus computer."