festivus aluminum pole now for sale

It's the festival for the rest of us, those who are sick pummeling or being pummelled over the head in the fight to get the latest fad presents for friends and family. Go minimalist with the 6-foot Festivus Aluminum Pole. Only $37.99

Link to The Festivus Pole

(via the Festivus Pole Blog—yes, scarily, there is a whole blog devoted solely to this shiny pole.)